Structure jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."