I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
