Structure jokes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"