Structure jokes

What do you call people who jumped in the dam?

A dam fool.

What do you call a cute door?

What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.