Structure jokes

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

What do you call a cute door?

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"