Structure jokes
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a cute door?
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.