Structure jokes

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

What goes up and down but stays in the same place?

Stairs.

What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?

They are both twisted.

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

Q: What makes depressed kids jump?

A: Bridges.

I said to the fish, "I have dam."

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

What did the wall say to the wall?

"Meet you at the corner."

Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

She said, "Who's there?"

I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

Why does the nucleus feel trapped?

Because it’s inside a cell!

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.