Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Structure Jokes
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a cute door?
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
