I said to the fish, "I have dam."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Walls.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!