Structure jokes
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, houses can't jump at all.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Walls.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.