Structure jokes
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.