What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
My Boner Had Better Structural Support Then The Twin Towers
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
