Structure jokes
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
The Twin Towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Dongs in a wait
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
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