I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
