Structure jokes

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

I hate stairs, they're always up to something.

What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Yes, houses can't jump at all.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Why didn’t the girl like stairs?

They were always up to something.

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?

Dam.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

What do you call people who jumped in the dam?

A dam fool.