Structure jokes
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
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What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.