What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace.... but apparently it was too weak.
When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people. And then it exploded.
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
