Strength jokes
How do chickens 馃悢 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn鈥檛 give in to pier pressure.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.