Strength jokes
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.