Strength jokes
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
How do chickens π get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesnβt give in to pier pressure.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.