Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
