Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
