Strength jokes
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Total gym.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.