Strength jokes
Total gym.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Strength
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps