Strength jokes

Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.

God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

My dick harder than stone, man.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.