Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
floor on the road
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?", the priest asks. "Christian kittens", the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box", he says, "It's the cutest thing!" The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens", she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were "Christian kittens!!!" "They were", she says. "Now their eyes are open".
Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
one man walks up to another and says hey did you here about the kidnapping at main street the guy says no the other guy says oh he woke up
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
