A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
one man walks up to another and says hey did you here about the kidnapping at main street the guy says no the other guy says oh he woke up
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
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i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"? He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
