Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side
why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home
The orphan where do I go
The teacher home
Orphan catch me on the streets then
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
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What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they cant go home
