Street jokes
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.