Street jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.

Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.

Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?

She was hit by a bus.

A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.

Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*

Friend: Are you okay?

Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Two cunts were walking down the street.

One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."

Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?

'Cause he got hit by a bus.

I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

He said, "What do you want?"

I said, "To be your new father."

"Really??!" the orphan said.

Me: Lol, no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got ran over by a bus.

Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.