Street jokes
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"