Street Jokes

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man

floor on the road

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting

one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side

Were you born on the streets because that’s were most accidents happen

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already!

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.

Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates

i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life

Stephen hawking got an engine swap with a nissan 350Z and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.

I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”