Street jokes

Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Floor on the road?

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.