Street jokes

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

Floor on the road?

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"