Street jokes

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Floor on the road?

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.