Straight Jokes

NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole

A son asked his mom : why the lines in the LGBTQ community flag are straight ?

My friend said "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, your gay." so he did it and i said "Well i guess now he's straight" ;D

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler

A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry

You're so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight

Why can't gay people play Baseball they can't through the ball straight.

i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight

How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.

You know we straight with doin your mom

everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers

feminist: correct

everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".

Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.

Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!