Straight Jokes

POV: You liked this joke because your straight

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3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ''this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ''What do you ca..'' out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ''Why are you laughing I haven't even finished the joke yet''? The blonde replies '' I just got the first joke''.

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Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.

I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised

*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.

the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight

the lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!

I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight

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What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”