yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight
my hairline may be straight but i’m not
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:😱im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Ever wondered my gay kids don't play basketball ? Becuz they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
lesbians when the GPS ask them to go straight
gay people when the GPS ask them to go straight
Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo
yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay bestfriend look straight
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight