The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
POV: You liked this joke because your straight
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
I'm as straight as a rainbow
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
My uncle can't walk straight i think it's because he's gay
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.
why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally's used to being blind!
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Q why do I always see does to gay men in the roundabout
A they couldn’t go straight
when someone calls you gay say im straight straighter than your hairline
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
im hertophobic it means im allergic to striaghts
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
