(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
Ok im going to be sharing a story that i never shared before.... look in the chat to see whole story.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story? - Juans upon a time
I would tell u a joke about ma dink but its to long
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
Me and my friends life story on a dialy basis
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died
