A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: *gasps* whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off... Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn't exciting, make something up!
Me and my friends life story on a dialy basis
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water Jack slipped his condom ripped and now they have a daughter
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
I only have a few friends like if you relate
Based on a true story
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah) Student: How should I know, that's his story 🤷♀️
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually don’t live to tell the tale
