Store jokes
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
welp u alr know what it is
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"