Store jokes
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.