Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
When do you go to the Store
UVUALA!!!!!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already!
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.
store owner : why didn't you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
What is an Orphans least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme. When he got back to put the thyme away he relized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing it was just a big waste of your thyme.
i went to the store and yea...
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
