Store jokes
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Memes
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.