Store jokes

A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.

He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

What's wrong with Asian pet stores?

There's no pets.

What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

I went to the store, and yeah...

If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?

A: Jew-Osco