Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
why did the son go to the store? to find his dad
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Whats wrong with asian pet stores? Theres no pets
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
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A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
