Store jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?

She called for a price check.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

What's wrong with Asian pet stores?

There's no pets.

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

I went to the store, and yeah...

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.

He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."

If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!