Storage jokes
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.