Storage jokes
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.