Storage jokes
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
I like my women how I like my wine. 14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
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What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.