Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers
Why can’t orphans fly’ Because they’re still flying
whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling
Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
( I am still a single young virgin )
the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident
its still depression btw
I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME
You may not like me but you still look up to me
Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you
Who jumps the higher?
The emos, some of them are still in the air.
Gwen are you still there?
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"IM ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS,!"
