Still jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
was uppppp
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
When you still there?
"Prince? Are you still there?"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...