Hide seek jokes

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?

Because he's always spotted.

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.