Hide seek jokes

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.