If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
scrolled through all of them, still havent laughed
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
Your forehead is so big I took a picture of it last Christmas and it’s still printing