Bully : shut up and give me your money otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin Boy : haha I am not a virgin anymore Bully : haha nice joke Boy : if you don't believe then ask your sister or brother Bully : hah I don't have any sibling Boy : will just wait for 9 months then u will know
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
want to hear a joke about construction sorry im still working on it
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version...
chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.
making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
I have a really good construction joke : But I'm still working on it
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What’s the difference between a black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chain off.
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
if there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully say
i’m still standing.
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
what is the difference between clash royal and the twin towers?clash royal still has a tower
