So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
