Stereotype jokes
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.