Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.