
Stereotype jokes
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Memes
Me all the time :
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
