Stereotype jokes
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Me all the time :
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"