Stereotype jokes
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Nunchucks!
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
A ginger.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.