Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Stereotype Jokes
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
