Stereotype Jokes

Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.

So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.

Must be Asian.

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?

A: A virgin.

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.

Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?

A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha ching.

Why can't Asians make a white baby?

Cause two wongs don't make a white.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick!

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."