Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Me all the time :
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.