Stereotype jokes
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"