Stereotype jokes
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.