Stereotype jokes
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.