A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
