Stereotype jokes
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Your mom.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.
It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."
The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"
The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"
The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.
Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.
Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.