A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
