Stereotype jokes
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"