Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Midget
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.