Stereotype jokes
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.