Stereotype jokes
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Me all the time :
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.