Stereotype jokes
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.