Stereotype jokes
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Yo mama so nice she...
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.