Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."