Stereotype jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What’s an emo called Anna?