Stereotype jokes
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.