Stereotype jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.