Stereotype jokes
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
"Ohh wing wing."
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.