What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
what do you call a mexican with one leg? Border hopper
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
