Stereotype jokes
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Memes
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.