Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Memes
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.