Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Yo mama so nice she...
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
I'm a fat cow.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.