Stereotype jokes
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Memes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.