Stereotype jokes
Blondies.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
I'm a fat cow.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Boomer.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.