Stereotype jokes
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.