Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
