What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."