Stereotype jokes
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
The South.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Aaron is ginger.
You're gay.
Yo' mama is a joke.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.