Stereotype jokes
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian? The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Ur mom.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.