Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."

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  • How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

    There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

    Why are the best used guns from France?

    Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

    In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

    In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.