So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Everyone reading this is gay!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Ur mum homo.
Blondies.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
