Stereotype jokes
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"