Stereotype jokes
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.