Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Stereotype Jokes
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Marcus is gay.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
