Stereotype jokes
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
You're gay.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.