Stereotype jokes
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Midget
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.