Stereotype jokes
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.