Stereotype jokes
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.