What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Everyone reading this is gay!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Blondies.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
