Stereotype jokes
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.