Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Black Hole

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Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

God

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I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

Song

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I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Robot

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

Wife

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Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

Death

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Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"