Stephen Hawking jokes
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Kobi shops at Aldi.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.