Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Song

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Robot

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

Cloud

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Virus

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

Death

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Wheelchair

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/