I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking Jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
3+3=****
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
