Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
3+3=****
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking ? The electric wheelchair.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
