Stephen Hawking jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Joke.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
3+3=****
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.