Stephen Hawking jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Joke.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
3+3=****
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.