Stephen Hawking jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Joke.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
3+3=****
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"