Stephen Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
He is dead.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.