Stephen Hawking jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.