Stephen Hawking jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Looks like he never charged up fully.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.