Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.