I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What was Stephen hawkings shampoo Head and shoulders
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawkings house don't worry he hasn't nether
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
