Stephen Hawking jokes
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.