Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Stephen Hawking Jokes
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
