Stephen Hawking jokes
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.