Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Message

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

Fire

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

Stairway

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

Day

What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?

F5

Movie

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

God

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

Word

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

Death

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

God

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

Movie

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

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  • Meeting

    Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?

    He couldn't get up the kerb.