Stephen Hawking jokes
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Stand? Wait. No.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.