Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Death

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

Time

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

Movie

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Fire

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

Day

What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?

F5

Message

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

God

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

Stairway

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

Word

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

Movie

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”