Stephen Hawking jokes
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
He's dead now.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
I like balls.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.