Stephen Hawking jokes
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Stand? Wait. No.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
My PC.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(