Stephen Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Stand? Wait. No.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
My PC.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.