Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
My PC.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”