Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Stand? Wait. No.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
My PC.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”