Stephen Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
He's dead now.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
I like balls.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Your fat!
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!