Stephen Hawking jokes
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
His favorite drink was his dribble.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”