What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Joke.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
