Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

Hell

Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?

He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.

Shampoo

Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

God

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

God

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Log

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

Apple

Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?

The Apple repair store.