Stephen Hawking jokes
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.