Stephen Hawking jokes
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.