Stephen Hawking jokes
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?