Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Iβd tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
Cosmo
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M
Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?
Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A:M
What else Watson
It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow
What Else Watson
What am I supposed to see Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent
What Is gods favourite planet staring because it has a ring around it
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
Whats do Americans and stars have in common? They both love shooting up
What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY βHey dad how do you kill a star?β -give them drugs
Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.
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A guy is at his locker and a girl comes and says hey i love you and the he says ok cool she then replies and says well what do you think about are love he says count the stars and then she says oh infinity and he replies with nope its just a waste of time
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf you are 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
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A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied "Not since he starred in Zulu".
What did a Jedi say to dark Vader your not my father I am yours
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
