Star jokes
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
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I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.