Stand Up Jokes

Kobe: stop doing dark humor!

Me:why they dont land well together ?

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

Hi I’m joe

I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage

I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up

It didn't work

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy

None of these jokes really took off

Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Why are feminists jealous of men? because men don't have to stand up to piss

A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.