What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
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I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?????????????
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
