jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
what do you say to a cripeld man getting bullied why not you stand up for yourself
