One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
If Stephen hawking got into a fight he could not stand up for himself
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
