Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do disabled always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves
I bulled a handicap today
What is he gonna do stand up for his self
Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Why did Hitler go for handicap?because they can’t stand up for themselves
once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.
New teacher:everyone stand up if u think you are stupid.
Student: stands up
Teacher: why did u stand up?
Student: I hate seeing u stand up there by yourself
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair, I told him to stand up for himself.
What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
