Stand up

Stand Up Jokes

/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself

There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

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