Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up
It didn't work
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.
me: nah it's just two tired.
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
If Stephen hawking got into a fight he could not stand up for himself
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.