Stand up jokes
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.