What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well according to my mom, I am.
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
I Can't Stand Disability Jokes
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself