Stand for jokes

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.

What do the initials UAW stand for?

United Awesome Whores.

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?

Raped in Portugal!

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

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What does Trump stand for?

Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.